The nation’s children were not at all excited about the arrangements for yet another celebration of the final day of lessons at home rather than in the classroom. Schools allowed pupils to take a toy or game along for one day only, [read...]
A group of hungry Conservatives have set out on a gruelling 300-mile march from Knightsbridge to Jarrow, protesting at a lack of jobs for public schoolboys. Wearing tweeds and riding boots and led by a City investor playing with his organ, [read...]
Following the news that one-time Prog Rock supergroup Genesis is to reform it has been announced that Boris Johnson is holding an emergency meeting of COBRA as fears grow that it might only be the tip of the iceberg. [read...]
Are you finding it difficult to express a disingenuous affirmation sincerely to a not-so special someone?
Why not choose a passive-aggressive card from the Home Secretary to convey your sanctimonious self-absorbed opinion, leaving the receiver with nothing but the perfect bitter aftertaste of your toxic superiority to forever fester in their sub-conscious? [read...]