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Daily Archives: March 17, 2021
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Genuine Banksy found hiding up a prisoner’s butt
World renowned mural artist Banksy has been detained after trying to smuggle himself into Reading prison. Astonished prison officers were doing a routine ‘bend and cough’ search of a prisoner when one of them spotted a bedsheet. [read...]
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R-rate up, where R is the number of ways the UK government rogers its citizens
Lesley Hook is a scientist from Beckenham. ‘We now have to calculate two R numbers. One is the viral rate of infection, and the other is the number of ways the government is rogering its citizens. [read...]