Following hot on the heels of a fake McDonalds, fake Apple store and a fake factory making imitation plastic, the latest audacious scam has been uncovered in Bejing. World leaders were shocked to find that a completely fake bureaucracy has been running the place for years, [read...]
Having exhausted almost every food flavour combination Walkers have now moved on to more esoteric varieties.
‘It was easy in the early days’, explained head of R & D, Mitch Rutland, ‘Things like Cheese n Onion and Salt n Vinegar could be easily replicated with chemicals. [read...]
Police have been put on ‘Avenger Alert’ after evil scientists warned a production delay in DNA-altering microchips is set to deny under-50s raised on a diet of trashy Superhero movies their dream of becoming part-human, [read...]