The government has defended its decision to cut the British Army to levels not seen since the 1700s – and vowed to spend 23,000 guineas on state-of-the-art muskets and blunderbusses. Defence Secretary Ben Wallace said the country’s military needed to reorganise to face new threats from overseas, [read...]
A Man on a first date asked for the wine list from the waiter for some reason beyond any human comprehension.
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Fans of irony and befuddling modern art are lauding a new installation by never knowingly untwattish Bristol art extremists ‘Reclaim the Paradox’. “Just brilliant,” said an admiring policeman, proudly weighed down with multiple Paradox-branded plastercasts. [read...]