After going to great lengths to cut down the number of policeman and nurses, which has all worked out so brilliantly, government ministers have decided to take the axe to the army. The British army, [read...]
Eton’s annual Career’s Fair ended in typical fashion, with 142 Ministers, 15 Actors and 1 King. The Head of Career’s declared this year’s graduation, at the elite boarding school, ‘decidedly average’ – hence the fact that they had more potential Archbishops than usual. [read...]
Allotment holder, Stalin impersonator and occasional Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has sacked shadow Northern Ireland Secretary, Owen Smith. This followed what was described as a ‘completely unparliamentary display of honesty’ by the Shadow Northern Ireland Secretary in suggesting that a second referendum on Brexit might not be such a bad idea after all, [read...]
