‘There’s only one thing I’m interested in, and that’s bent coppers. And women with big jugs. So that’s two things. Do you count the jugs separately, d’you think? Then it’s three things I’m interested in: bent coppers, big left jugs and big right jugs. Oh, and I like that gap down there where they don’t have a willy.
‘So there’s four things I’m interested in: bent coppers, left jugs, right jugs and ladies’ down below places. Do I make myself clear, laddy?’