A UN report has recommended a drastic reduction in the emissions of methane gas to tackle climate change in the short-term. As such, all men over the age of 20 are to be rationed to four bouts of bottom burping every day in order to reduce the UK’s contribution. [read...]
‘I knew it was a fool’s errand as soon as Susan said we should use an ‘off-white’ shade to contrast with the ‘duck egg blue’ tiles, whatever that all means,’ said Michael, 45 [read...]
Fears are mounting for the safety of 37-year-old Craig Turner, a Basingstoke man who was reported missing after he nipped inside to use the toilet at a barbecue he was attending and disappeared without.
After he was heard complaining of the cold, [read...]