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British Transport Police given ‘stop and spray’ powers of deodorisation

police finally doing something popularUnder newly granted powers of deodorisation, Chief Constable Andrew Trotter has announced, British Transport Police officers will be equipped with industrial strength deodorant and empowered to ‘stop and spray’ malodorous passengers across the country’s rail network.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
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Capital braces itself for New Financial Year celebrations

few things more terrifying than number crunchers on the marchLondon Mayor, Boris Johnson, has sought to allay fears of a repeat of the violence that marred last year’s celebrations.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2014
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£5 million education report concludes: ‘Jonesy is a big fat gayer’

the report may have been 'doctored'The three-page analysis marks the conclusion of a two-year inquiry into possible changes that could be made, to improve the quality of secondary education delivered to pupils in the South West, over the next ten years.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2014
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Strafing of Lincoln prompts UK-operated drone rethink

The MoD is to reconsider the decision to remotely operate armed drones from Britain, after a house in a suburb of Lincoln was devastated by several missile strikes yesterday afternoon.

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2013
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Authorities condemn figure-of-eight M25 prank

The Highways Agency has condemned pranksters who last night reconfigured the M25 in to a giant figure-of-eight, and branded their actions as ‘short-sighted, potentially dangerous and extremely silly’.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2013
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