Surrey magistrates hit couple with first ‘Overly Social Behaviour Order’
Charged with whistling in a cheerful manner and failing to erect net curtains.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2010
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Charged with whistling in a cheerful manner and failing to erect net curtains.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2010
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Last minute conciliation talks between Transport for London and The Tramps, Vagrants and Beggars Union broke down today, when the leader of the TVBU, Big Rabbie McLintock, kicked London Mayor, Boris Johnson, in the shins and shouted, ‘Feck off youse mop headed bassard – I’ll fekkin ave ya!’
Posted: Sep 21st, 2009
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Embarrassed UN officials today confirmed that Barry and Paul Chuckle, the much-loved children’s entertainers, have assumed joint responsibility for the role of the UN’s Peace Envoy to the Middle East following ‘some confusion at the office of our PR firm’.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
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The Bank of England’s plans to pump another £50bn into the economy, in order to keep interest rates unchanged, have been put on hold this evening after their 200-year-old Economy Pump broke down under the strain.
Posted: Aug 9th, 2009
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‘Stonehenge was going to be the world’s first out of town shopping centre,’
Posted: Jun 24th, 2009
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