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Pestilence denies Four Horsemen of the Apocalyse reunion

Pestilence has scotched growing rumours regarding an impending reunion of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. In a prepared statement, Mr Pestilence said: ‘despite recent global events, I can confirm that there are absolutely no plans for a reunion.’

War, Famine, Death and Pestilence have not toured together since their acrimonious split in 2007.The breakup was attributed to ‘artistic differences’ …

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Posted: May 5th, 2009
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Debrett’s releases guide to revolving door etiquette – could save UK employers millions

Debrett’s – the arbiter of good manners in the UK – has finally issued official guidelines for ‘Gentlemanly Conduct in the Operation and Use of Revolving Doors’.

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Posted: May 1st, 2009
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‘Still too early for shirtsleeves’ Government warns

The Department of the Environment today warned the public that, despite a series of pleasantly sunny days, it is not yet sufficiently clement to consider leaving the house without a jacket.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2009
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Britain’s most gullible man calls for April 1st restraint

for some of us, the first twelve hours of April every year are a living hellLondoner, Brian Kirkby, who last year beat over 4,000 other contestants to be crowned Britain’s Most Gullible Man 2008, has asked the public to ‘please exercise a little restraint this coming April Fool’s day’.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2009
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Ten-year-old sent to his room for buying BP

Ten-year-old Max Richardson from Kent, was said by his mother to be ‘in big trouble’ after an evening’s internet share dealing saw him turn his £1.50 pocket money into sufficient wealth to buy oil company BP.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2009
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