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UK to drop ‘UK’ from name

The government is in early discussions with brand consultants over concern that having ‘UK’ in the UK’s name could be a contributory factor to the slow economic recovery.

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2013
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Cover-up Quality Commission failed to cover up Care Quality Commission failure

Once again the Cover-up Quality Commission has failed to cover up the Care Quality Commission’s failure to cover up their failures, it was reported today, as news leaked out about how a report castigating a Cumbria hospital for covering up its failure to care for its baby patients was leaked to the press before publication.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2013
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‘Putin and I are in love’ claims Murdoch

Robert Murdoch has announced his undying love for Russian President Vladimir Putin, only hours after announcing his split with Wendi Deng, his wife of 14 years.

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Posted: Jun 15th, 2013
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Police to trial hashtags as crowd control weapon

Surrey Police have begun trialling hashtags as a crowd dispersal tool after their use was found to quickly clear the room at dinner parties held by Chief Inspector Dripplewhip and his wife.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2013
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Camberwick Green to get massive inshore windfarm windfall

Residents of Camberwick Green are celebrating on the news that Windy Miller’s mill is to supply power to the national grid. As a result, the village hopes to benefit from a substantial inshore windfarm subsidy.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2013
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