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Scientists communicate successfully with persistent vegetarian

Neurologists at a Kent hospital have made a revolutionary breakthrough by communicating successfully with a person in a persistent vegetarian state and convincing her to eat a burger.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2010
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Compulsory retirement abolished for dead

Campaigners for dead people were celebrating today after the Department for Work and Pensions announced that employers will no longer be able to force people to retire simply because they’re dead.

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Posted: Jan 25th, 2010
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Neanderthals distance themselves from Arsenal supporters

Neanderthal leaders today told a hurriedly called press conference that there are ‘clear and obvious differences’ between Neanderthals and Arsenal fans.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2010
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Church fetes ‘radicalising Anglicans’ claim

An extremist Anglican group is infiltrating church fetes and vicarage tea parties in a plot to radicalise churchgoers, according to the anti-terrorist squad.

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2010
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Church to publish ‘Bible lite’ to compete with Koran

In a move designed to challenge the rise of Islam, the Church will soon unveil the ‘Bible lite’, which is designed to ‘re-invent Christianity for the 21st century’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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