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Poor people to be allowed access to landfill sites at mealtimes

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2014
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All of Spain to stay in German spare rooms until they get themselves sorted

‘I had promised my husband that he could have a plasma screen and a La-Z-Boy in that room to watch the football, but he has accepted that we all have to make sacrifices in these difficult times.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2014
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US politicians to offer ‘effective corruption training’ to UK MPs

A delegation of US and Italian politicians have launched a high-profile conference in London to teach British politicians how to stop fannying about claiming Commons expenses for gardening costs, and switch to proper corruption like dumping your ex-lover’s body in the local river and then having the judge trying you shot by a hitman.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2012
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Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists

The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all of its scientific advisors today in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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‘Thank fuck for that!’ says Met riot PC after hearing of Boris’s return from holiday

Riot police in London are breathing a collective sigh of relief today after receiving word of the return Boris Johnson and David Cameron from their holidays.

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Posted: Aug 9th, 2011
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