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OED grants ‘working from home’ full ironic status

Soooo busy!In a move welcomed by office workers everywhere, the Oxford English Dictionary has today granted full ironic status to the expression ‘working from home’.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2015
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Parents of A-Level loser plan own gap year

taking the slow boat to Palookaville‘We’re just leaving him to it’.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2015
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Jessica Ennis sets new world record for ‘snatch ads’ revenue

always finding new angles to snatch ad revenue from six different eventsIn terms of dollars per square inch of display space, nothing else comes close.

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Posted: May 25th, 2015
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Elton John plays tribute song as nation mourns death of Brown’s premiership

not a dry eye in the houseElton John will lead the mourners by playing a reworded version of The Stranglers classic Golden Brown.

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Posted: May 4th, 2015
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TV first as ‘last time’ and ‘next time’ fill entire episode

much better than the other advertsProgramme consisted entirely of a summary of the story from the last programme and next.

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2015
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