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David Beckham ‘bigger than Facebook’ in soaraway stock market debut

has received 4.2 billion friend requestsFacebook’s recent much-trumpeted initial public offering was overshadowed today as shares in David Beckham, Inc. gained 23% on their first day of trading, valuing Beckham at over $200 billion.

But while the Facebook IPO made many of its financial backers rich beyond their wildest dreams, many people around the world who own a piece of David Beckham accept that individual gains could be quite modest, as millions of Manchester United supporters and residents of Beckham’s native London will qualify for the new shares.

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Posted: May 20th, 2012
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Couple succeed in using week off to book next holiday

went on every tour availableChantelle and Stuart Sanders, 26 and 31, of Carshalton, say they are ecstatic after managing to book their next holiday during a week off work.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2012
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French satire ‘Hollywood disappears up its own arse’ sweeps board at Oscars

up their own artistsThe film was originally devised to inject a slightly less pompous note at last year’s Cannes Festival, but to the amazement of the entire French film industry, American and British observers swallowed the whole conceit hook, line et sinker.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2012
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Government ‘will support’ removal of degrading ego implants

implants offered instant boost followed by long slow declineNew evidence shows that millions of ego implants inserted into the heads of celebrities and children in recent decades may be faulty and should be removed.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2012
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Cat’s life in balance as resistance develops to latest cat food

how on earth are they going to get through this?
The life of Tibby, 7, from Carshalton, hangs in the balance today after she developed resistance to the latest, most powerful cat food last weekend.
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2011
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