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Massacre of Holy Innocents-gate report ‘not an eye witness account’, claims Herod

King Herod of Judea has claimed that he should be exonerated after so-called eye witness reports that he ordered the Massacre of the Holy Innocents have been shown to be false.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2012
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Men welcome morning-after pill for things you wish you hadn’t said

only problem is remembering to take itThe pill reverses the effects of misconceived comments before they grow and eventually acquire a life of their own.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2012
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Spain protests against introduction of controversial ‘day-shift’ working

mananaSpain’s major cities awoke to a series of protests yesterday evening following the announcement that controversial Nordic-style day-shift working was to be introduced in an attempt to enable Spain to earn its way out of its current economic malaise.

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2012
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Hoy, Wiggins, Pendleton arrested for ‘incitement to block roads’

all over the placeSir Chris Hoy, Bradley Wiggins and Victoria Pendleton were arrested for encouraging thousands of condom-clad poseurs to clog up the roads as they try to emulate their heroes.

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Posted: Sep 3rd, 2012
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Ancient rock band discovered under sofa

A middle aged Carshalton couple had the surprise of their lives yesterday when they discovered one of the lost wonders of the ancient world under their sofa: a legendary troupe of early musicians known as the Rolling Stones.

Sharon Sanders, 47, said early reports that a medieval shaft had been discovered were inaccurate. ‘It was only the singer trying to draw attention to his manhood,’ she explained.

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2012
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