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Lewis Hamilton to miss British Grand Prix to attend speed awareness course

‘Lewis had the option of paying a fine instead, but the penalty points on his licence would have meant his premium going through the roof.’

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2011
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Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season’s relegation

Delia now learning how to Fry‘After securing promotion last year, the board now has to accept full responsibility for our inevitable relegation next season, so we have decided to sack our manager.’

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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‘I had a Super comb-over’ admits Bobby Charlton

Sir Bobby Charlton admitted today that for much of his playing career he was almost completely bald.

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Posted: May 26th, 2011
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Rob Brydon celebrates ‘flawless’ Royal Wedding commentary

managed to say 'Wales' 472 timesComedian and impersonator Rob Brydon has been celebrating after a marathon stint commentating on the royal nuptials, standing in at the last minute for anchorman Huw Edwards.

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Posted: Apr 30th, 2011
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Jesus suspended for wearing cross at work

Health and safety decided it could cause a bit of painful chafingJesus of Nazareth was suspended today after wearing a cross to work. Simon, also known as Peter, or Rocky to his mates, sales manager of a small collective of preachers and miracle workers, said their founder and chief executive Jesus had been behaving increasingly irrationally recently and yesterday had abandoned the group during a breakout session in the Garden of Gethsemane.

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Posted: Apr 21st, 2011
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