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Desdemona seeks transfer after string of bad results

And then there was the narrator. What a twat!Star player Desdemona confirmed rumours today that she is seeking a transfer from Moor of Venice, a team currently struggling after a string of poor results going back over 400 years.

‘I wouldn’t mind,’ said Desdemona at a press conference, ‘but it’s the same every single time. We never seem to learn from one performance to the next. I just feel completely smothered.’

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2011
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Professor Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award.

award first presented to Leonard Cohen‘The particular attribute that gives Cox his overwhelming advantage is that permanent supercilious grin which never quite leaves his face, even when discussing the end of the universe.’

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2011
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‘Perfect example’ of Fiona Bruce valued at Antiques Roadshow

"an exquisite piece"Antiques experts were delighted when the BBC brought along a priceless Fiona Bruce figurine for valuation at a recording of The Antiques Roadshow during last summer.

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2011
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‘Rearranging Titanic’s deckchairs would have saved 1,500 lives,’ say researchers

Ninety nine years after the infamous sinking of RMS Titanic, marine historians believe that 1,517 souls could have avoided a watery grave if the crew had been properly trained in the art of deckchair rearrangement.

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2011
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Criminal element discovered in Periodic Table

got to watch him as he's always a bit heavyScientists and anthropologists have discovered that the periodic table, just like any other community, contains a no-good criminal element.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2010
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