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Louis Walsh to be replaced by clockwork duck

In a surprise announcement by Fremantle Media UK, it has been revealed that X Factor judge, Louis Walsh, will be replaced by a clockwork duck for the next series.

The shock news comes after complaints from thousands of viewers that Mr Walsh says the same thing week in and week out.

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2014
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‘Grand Designs’ house constructed entirely out of forgotten Christmas puddings

owners 'couldn't build another thing'In one of the most ambitious self-building projects to date ‘Grand Designs’ presenter Kevin McCloud has revealed the first house to be constructed entirely out of forgotten Christmas puddings.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2014
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Derbyshire man devises fellatio voucher scheme after breastfeeding initiative

Gary Prendergast, a 32 year old Derbyshire man, has successfully introduced a fellatio voucher scheme into his marriage.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2014
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Online recruitment specialists announce new service for former convicted rapists

Online jobsite Monster.co.uk has announced the launch of a brand new recruitment site for former convicted rapists – Monster.co.uk/jobsforrapists.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2014
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Kim Kardashian cycle rack ‘huge success’ with teenage boys

Teenage boys will soon need little encouragement to get on their bikes with the introduction of a range of new cycle racks for schools.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2014
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