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Gove gives go-ahead for Fagin Free School

Following a successful application to the Department of Education, the Fagin Free School, will open in the London Borough of Walthamstow next September.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2013
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Man disappointed as fag packet contains no tumour

‘Imagine my disappointment at finding 20 cigarettes in place of the moist tumour I’d seen advertised on TV,’ said customer Matthew Arlington.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2013
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Woman gives birth and raises child in Ikea queue

still had to provide their own Allen keyA Darlaston woman has given birth and started to raise her first child while waiting in line for the checkout at an IKEA store.

After Helena Churchill and partner David Lomax loaded their shopping trolley with their bargain Sniglar Cot, they headed to the checkout where they were surprised to see 15 aisles each with an average of 125 customers waiting to pay.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2013
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Supermarkets to hide everything under the counter in new public health drive

heading off arterio-sclerosis and 'time-bomb' flatulenceThe Department of Health said the move was in response to evidence that everything promoted and sold in supermarkets can encourage adults and young people to lead unhealthy lifestyles.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2012
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Disillusioned teen wakes up to the ugly side of vampirism

fangs for nothingThoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the back of the East Grinstead community centre.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2012
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