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Disillusioned teen wakes up to the ugly side of vampirism

fangs for nothingThoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the back of the East Grinstead community centre.

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Posted: Dec 15th, 2013
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Milk teeth loans ‘are aimed at children’, rules OFCOM

Loan company Moola.com has denied targeting under-age borrowers, despite airing their television adverts during Children’s TV, and giving customers the option to secure a pocket-money-day loan against milk teeth.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2013
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NHS walk-in centres downgraded to crawl-in centres

Crawl-in centres are aimed at low-income working families, the elderly and other socially excluded groups who find it hard to get to an out of town A&E unit. Conveniently situated in vacant high street shops, they are being fitted out with state-of-the-art damp mattresses, mugs of hot-water and a small directory of undertakers and medical negligence claims companies.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2013
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False widow spider ‘ate my dog’

choose your pets wisely, and train them in martial artsDog owners are on high alert in Dartmoor after claims by a local farmer that his border collie was eaten by a giant false widow spider.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2013
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Gypsies failed to take young Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson’s mother, Charlotte Johnson-Wood, has revealed that she once tried to swap her son for a bunch of clothes pegs with a ‘delightfully festive-looking gypsy’ who knocked at her door at a time when she was short of change.

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2013
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