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On the first day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me…

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2012
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Female astronaut fails to reverse park spacecraft in space station docking bay

male astronauts later failed to find her clitorisAfter the successful launch of a manned Delta IV heavy rocket into space and its orbit of the International Space Station, NASA scientists were faced with a potential catastrophe yesterday as flight engineer Natalie Schlimberg attempted to dock the ten-ton craft onto the space station.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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German WWII veteran emerges from Isle of Wight

A German WWII soldier has emerged from Parkhurst Forest on the Isle of Wight after remaining hidden since 1945. Private Wilfried Kapteina was eventually discovered after taking captive two bird watcthers

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2012
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Bruce Forsyth to star in Lloyd-Webber’s ‘Nosferatu! The Musical’

didn't he do well!Sir Bruce Forsyth, TV host and entertainer has been chosen by Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber to star in the title role of his next West End spectacular, Nosferatu! the Musical.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2012
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God finally agrees to save Queen

One is with GodAfter years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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