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Crematoria ‘to help supply national grid’ says PM

With energy costs at their highest yet, David Cameron promised: ‘With the first three months of the year traditionally having the highest mortality rates amongst the elderly, people can rest assured that energy supplies will not be affected’.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2013
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Tide decides to stay out in Rhyl ‘for good’

The north Wales town synonymous with dwindling tourism, economic decline and laverbread addiction has been informed by representatives of the Irish Sea, that all future shoreline visits will be cancelled.

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Posted: Aug 9th, 2013
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Guide Dogs Christmas catalogue brings welcome diversion from hot weather

People across the UK are reported to be delighted by the arrival of the latest Christmas catalogue from the Guide Dogs for the Blind Association.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2013
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Party poppers to be banned at Abu Qatada’s leaving party

No street parties!The Home Office has announced that party poppers and balloons will be banned at Abu Qatada’s forthcoming leaving party at Belmarsh Prison on Saturday night.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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‘Australian men aren’t sexist,’ writes some Sheila

‘I put my success down to the interest that my male superiors took in me, and sleeping with them at critical stages in my career.’

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2013
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