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Lifelong friendship destroyed by pain-in-the-arse Facebook updates

'Poke me?'‘And their pets. Their stupid, stupid, stupid pets.’

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2014
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Man ‘hurt and saddened’ that no one noticed he’s done Movember

‘It’s been over four weeks now, and not one person has tried to give me the new nickname ‘Magnum, PI’,’ complained the skinny strawberry blond. ‘It’s just not very supportive. One person did ask me ‘what’s that on your top lip?’ on Tuesday, but it turns out the biro I’d been chewing had broken, so I don’t think it counts.’

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2012
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‘It won’t bloody flush’, reports woman trapped in dinner party toilet

Amy Higgins faced a race against time yesterday with the cistern of a downstairs lavatory in Surrey, after a single flush at an intimate dinner party for six proved itself not up to the job.

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Posted: May 6th, 2012
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Aintree barbecue ‘marred’ by news of death of a cow

A barbecue held at a home in Aintree yesterday was tinged with sadness, as the joy of tucking in to chargrilled quarter pounders was marred by the news that a cow had tragically died in the run-up to the event.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2012
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Kidnapped backpacker mainly worried about the photo of her being used on the news

backpacker having terrible thoughtsTrisha Campbell, a 31-year-old charity worker currently chained to a radiator in Yemen, is reported to be spending most of her time ‘absolutely dreading’ her parents’ choice of photograph to distribute to news agencies covering her abduction.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2011
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