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Alphabet reordered ‘to reflect demands of 21st Century’


Getting from A to B is now much more difficult.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Ryanair to charge customers for not beating them with a stick

RyanAir has announced a new service charge for customers that will give passengers the option of paying “a small administration fee” to not be repeatedly struck on the head by truncheon-wielding cabin crew for the duration of their flight.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2010
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‘I only say my arse is too big to make real porkers feel bad,’ admits skinny woman

Dawn Franklin, a 34-year-old size 8 from Bristol, admitted yesterday that her references to insecurity about the size of her bum were ‘less about womanly solidarity, and more about reminding my friends that there’s such a thing as self-control – or at the very least Weightwatchers.’

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Posted: May 3rd, 2010
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Facebook reunites man with ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother in Poland

Jim Morris expressed delight yesterday after a friend suggestion on social networking site Facebook finally enabled him to see how Wojtek Skrwpecki, an ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother who lives in Poland, was getting on these days.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2010
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