Ryanair to charge customers for not beating them with a stick
RyanAir has announced a new service charge for customers that will give passengers the option of paying “a small administration fee” to not be repeatedly struck on the head by truncheon-wielding cabin crew for the duration of their flight.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2010
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