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Aung San Suu Kyi tells tabloid press she really isn’t ready to start dating

still holding out for right Milk Tray man to swim across her lake.‘She’s just playing hard to get,’ said Mariana Holt, writing in the Daily Mail.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2010
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Cameron reminds UK public to turn the clock back ‘30 years’ this weekend

Mr Cameron will be sending a task force to regain control of Falkirk‘By Monday morning I confidently predict our entire country will be waking up to November 1st 1980,’ said Mr Cameron.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2010
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‘Show us yer tits’ to no longer be considered acceptable office language

nothing left to bother turning up forMillions returned to their offices this morning to find that the government’s new Equality Act has successfully banned discrimination by employers and restored the unbroken tedium of working life.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2010
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