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Jackson lawyers try to overturn death verdict

Lawyers for Michael Jackson lodged an urgent court appeal to overturn what attorney, Thomas Mesereau Jr., described as a ‘salacious accusation’ that their client is dead, claiming it was merely an attempt to wheedle money out of him. ‘Michael is a naïve victim who’s been manipulated by unscrupulous doctors,’ claimed Mesereau, ‘Same thing happened to Elvis. They destroyed his career, forcing him to earn a living in a chip shop.’

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2009
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Uproar as Wimbledon grunter caught miming

Michelle Larcher de Brito, the latest tennis grunting sensation, was booed off the court at Wimbledon yesterday when it was revealed that she was miming. The crowd turned on the teen star when her ‘wounded fox’ recording began to skip, and continued playing while she was seen to be sitting down eating an energy bar between games.

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2009
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Bank customers forced to reveal humiliating sexual details to beat identity cheats

details will often be overheard in the workplace Banks and building societies are asking for further private details such as ‘favourite sexual position’.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2009
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