Surgeons have grown a fully functional set of gonads on Nick Clegg’s forehead to replace the pair lost when he entered a coalition with the Tories, according to reports.
The pioneering procedure uses stem cell technology to recreate a convincing ‘packet’ which medics hope to implant in the area of Clegg’s groin that controls pleasure. A team of scrotal experts have spent nine months cultivating the graft for the 46 year-old politician whose original balls were damaged beyond repair during a battle over tuition fees.
Posted: Oct 2nd, 2013
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