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Flat-screen television sets ‘destroying our natural habitat’ claim poltergeists

People intending to purchase a fancy new plasma screen should take a long hard look at themselves if they care in the slightest about having their family terrorised by a malevolent being, warned poltergeists.

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2012
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Victoria Beckham’s NY fashion show accused of using actual famine victims

karl Lagerfelt them anywayIt is believed the pop-star turned fashion guru has tired of the fees charged by professional anorexics and their agents and has looked to cheaper sources of malnourished labour to combat the economic downturn.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2012
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Chris Huhne denies using stone mason skills to remove speed bumps

policemen were sleepingCabinet Minister Chris Huhne is at the centre of a fresh driving storm after allegations that he attempted to remove a series of speed bumps from outside a primary school using a mallet and a chisel.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012
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Ken Loach to direct ‘Happy Feet 3: The Heroin Years’

‘The kids are just going to lap up the combination of singing, dancing and intravenous injection of hard drugs,’ said film critic Mark Kermode.

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2012
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Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts

concerns that western energy may already be blowing across the bordersRegime has sought to acquire the raw materials for production, including solenoids, rivets and large rotary blades.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2011
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