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Jesus still working on ‘difficult’ second coming

star admits he's kept fans waiting 'too long'‘You’ve got to strike that difficult balance between giving fans more of what they want and taking things on artistically.’

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2015
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God ‘gutted’ after Jesus signs for Islam on a free contract

Jesus‘the time’s now right to move out of my comfort zone and try something new.‘

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2015
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Vladimir Putin launches winter knitwear collection

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin yesterday took a break from running the country to unveil his new ‘Sovereign Democracy’ winter knitwear range.

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Posted: Jan 5th, 2015
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Scientists finally create a dog that is just for Christmas

doesn't even need batteries‘Puppies are so cute, but those last 14 years or so can really drag.’

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2014
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David Cameron ‘may not have been beaten up enough at school’, warn experts

'Eat fist, oik!'‘Cameron’s blend of smug self-assurance and empty rhetoric can only be a result of his being under-bullied as a child.’

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2014
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