Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins
‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’
Posted: Apr 28th, 2013
More from From The Archives
Other stories by Genghis Cohen
Traditionalists lament decline in Sunday shop-going
‘It’s a sad day when society forgets what the Sabbath is for,’ said the British Retail Consortium.
Posted: Dec 30th, 2012
More from From The Archives
Jehovah’s Witness kept talking all evening after making mistake of opening door to trick-or-treaters
Became embroiled in a painful three-hour discussion about the true meaning of the festival and its significance to modern society.
Posted: Nov 1st, 2012
More from From The Archives
David Cameron ‘may not have been beaten up enough at school’, warn experts
Child development specialists have today warned that Conservative Party leader David Cameron exhibits all the hallmarks of a violence-deprived childhood during which he may not have received the appropriate number of playground beatings for someone from his social background.
Posted: Oct 7th, 2012
More from From The Archives
Comment: Why my first four marriages are the ideal preparation for a fifth
‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. (Nice try though, Cathy, if you’re reading this.) The important thing is always to learn from what life throws at you, and you don’t get hitched a third of a dozen times without picking up a few pointers along the way.’
Posted: Sep 12th, 2011
More from Features
Loading...