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Al-Qaeda designers launch summer bomb-vest range

all about making a big impressionTerrorist group al-Qaeda today unveiled its hotly-anticipated 2010 collection for the fashion-conscious fundamentalist. As bearded models took to the catwalk deep in the Pakistan mountains, style critics were left purring at the innovative fusion of modern high-street trends and the best of traditional insurgency attire, such as ample concealed storage for flammable liquids and detonators.

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Posted: May 14th, 2012
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Family dog takes gap year to ‘find himself’

Local park no longer enoughThrew a couple of tins of Winalot Prime and a well-pawed copy of the Ruff Guide to the World in a knapsack, and set off down the A20 towards China.

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2012
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Many born-again Christians suffering birth defects

The study examines the gestation of born-again Christians, noting that many report experiences similar to that of pregnant women.

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Posted: Apr 17th, 2012
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Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins

dawkins‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2012
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Comment: Why my first four marriages are the ideal preparation for a fifth

‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. (Nice try though, Cathy, if you’re reading this.) The important thing is always to learn from what life throws at you, and you don’t get hitched a third of a dozen times without picking up a few pointers along the way.’

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2011
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