Pope withdraws from UK at last minute
Pope Benedict XVI last night pulled out of the UK ‘just in time’, leaving both himself and the nation’s Catholics in a state of high excitement.
Posted: Sep 20th, 2010
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Pope forgot to cancel subscription to Hitler Youth in 1945
‘You know how it is. Unless you remember to opt out of these things they automatically renew your membership, and it’s easy not to spot them on your bank statement.’
Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Post-match interview hit by spot-fixing claims after Pakistan player mentions all Bananarama’s greatest hits
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Posted: Sep 13th, 2010
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Vatican announces zero-tolerance approach to paedophilia publicity
‘It is unnatural and unforgivable to publish these kinds of stories. The whole thing makes me sick.’
Posted: Sep 12th, 2010
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Heartache for student as grandmother dies again
Tragedy struck second-year undergraduate Harvey Owen today, when his beloved grandmother Ivy again passed away for the fourth time just days before the start of her grandson’s critical end-of-term exams.
Posted: Aug 28th, 2010
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