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Alfred Hitchcock ‘made cameo walk-on appearance at own funeral’

Previously unseen footage of the funeral of Alfred Hitchcock has revealed that the dead film director may have mischievously choreographed a walk-by role for himself at his own last rites.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011
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Owner’s leg playing hard-to-get again

Three-year-old beagle Prince reported today that despite his best efforts, all romantic advances to his owner’s right leg continued to receive the cold shoulder.

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2010
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Pope withdraws from UK at last minute

Pope Benedict XVI last night pulled out of the UK ‘just in time’, leaving both himself and the nation’s Catholics in a state of high excitement.

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Posted: Sep 20th, 2010
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Pope forgot to cancel subscription to Hitler Youth in 1945

Still enjoys the lively discussions on the magazine's letters page‘You know how it is. Unless you remember to opt out of these things they automatically renew your membership, and it’s easy not to spot them on your bank statement.’

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Post-match interview hit by spot-fixing claims after Pakistan player mentions all Bananarama’s greatest hits

Odds of 4-1 being offered on him fancying the blonde one‘It’s been a Cruel Summer, and that’s Really Saying Something,’ Afridi told confused reporters at Lord’s yesterday.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2010
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