NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Other stories by Genghis Cohen

Heartache for student as grandmother dies again

Tragedy struck second-year undergraduate Harvey Owen today, when his beloved grandmother Ivy again passed away for the fourth time just days before the start of her grandson’s critical end-of-term exams.

Read more >

Posted: Aug 28th, 2010
More from News In Brief



Genghis Cohen

Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’

Joseph taught him everything he knew about popping it in the right hole‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’

Read more >

Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
More from Faith



Genghis Cohen

Dogs, monkeys failing to build on success of early space missions

gave up the lead for a bowl of pedigree chum‘When they beat us into space, I think we all assumed it was a matter of time before you had poodles and marmosets on the moon‘

Read more >

Posted: Jun 20th, 2010
More from Science/Technology



Genghis Cohen

Goalkeeper insists on wearing different colour shirt to team dinner

James 'just expressing himself'England goalkeeper David James surprised reporters last night by eschewing the England team’s official regalia of Marks & Spencer grey suit, waistcoat and tie at a function at the British High Commission, and instead opting for a yellow long-sleeved polyester top with elbow and shoulder padding, complemented by a pair of thick white gloves designed by Umbro.

Read more >

Posted: Jun 19th, 2010
More from Sport



Genghis Cohen

FA insists England have clear World Cup exit strategy

The Football Association hit back last night after the international community criticised the England football team for becoming embroiled in yet another intractable foreign campaign that everyone agrees is unwinnable. ‘We have learned from the mistakes of the past,’ said David Sheepshanks, joint-acting Chairman of the FA. ‘This time we are entering the competition with a clear exit strategy. I give England fans my word that we will have the boys home inside a fortnight.’

Read more >

Posted: Jun 9th, 2010
More from Sport