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Post-match interview hit by spot-fixing claims after Pakistan player mentions all Bananarama’s greatest hits

Odds of 4-1 being offered on him fancying the blonde one‘It’s been a Cruel Summer, and that’s Really Saying Something,’ Afridi told confused reporters at Lord’s yesterday.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2010
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Vatican announces zero-tolerance approach to paedophilia publicity

Vatican simply exorcising its rights‘It is unnatural and unforgivable to publish these kinds of stories. The whole thing makes me sick.’

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2010
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Heartache for student as grandmother dies again

Tragedy struck second-year undergraduate Harvey Owen today, when his beloved grandmother Ivy again passed away for the fourth time just days before the start of her grandson’s critical end-of-term exams.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2010
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Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’

Joseph taught him everything he knew about popping it in the right hole‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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Dogs, monkeys failing to build on success of early space missions

gave up the lead for a bowl of pedigree chum‘When they beat us into space, I think we all assumed it was a matter of time before you had poodles and marmosets on the moon‘

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2010
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