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Three-way IVF treatment ‘not as good as it sounds’

Men’s interest in the proposed three-way IVF treatment cooled considerably overnight when it was revealed egg fertilisation would not necessarily include a sex romp with the wife’s sister or one of the girl’s from the typing pool.

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2013
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UN finally intervenes in Syria, awards prize to ‘one millionth refugee’

never in his wildest dream did he think he would win, or surviveThe West finally made a positive intervention in the ongoing conflict which is devastating Syria by awarding a brand new Nissan Micra to the one millionth Syrian to cross the border into neighbouring states in the search for safety.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2013
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Exact replica of Titanic sinks after rush build

An Australian billionaire who financed the construction of a replica ocean going liner has said how he deeply regretted having the vessel built by a budget shipyard after this dream liner – Titanic II – hit a jellyfish on its maiden voyage and sank.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2013
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Public condemn Iain Duncan Smith as ‘not fit for purpose’

Members of the public have attacked the way politicians such as Iain Duncan Smith are funded, saying it has led to a ‘sorry story of dependency, and has wasted taxpayer’s money and encouraged fraud’.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2013
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Wills and Kate plan long vacation to recover from 2012′s holidays

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge say they are looking forward to getting their New Year’s Eve celebrations out of the way so that they can make a serious start on their summer holidays.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2012
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