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‘Dismaland’ does not start as soon as you leave the M5, insist tourist board

Officials from the Weston-Super-Mare tourist board have advised visitors heading to the town that Banksy’s dystopian nightmare bemusement park does not start ‘as soon as you leave Junction 21 on the M5 motorway’.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2015
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Coe must have been on drugs during IAAF vote win, opponent claims

Bubka said that it ‘beggered belief’ that Coe could have improved his standing within the sport so dramatically. ‘We were neck and neck going into the final ballot count, then Coe eased past me as if he had only seconds left in which to pick up his £300 daily attendance allowance,’ he said.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2015
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Seagulls could be used in war against IS, warns Cameron

per ardua, ad chipsDavid Cameron has said seagulls from Devon and Cornwall could be sent to Syria in a bid to help coalition forces tackle Islamist insurgents. A spokesperson for the unfussy seabirds said the gulls were definitely ‘up for a fight’.

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2015
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Liverpool sign 55 year old radio presenter in £32.4m deal

TV and radio presenter Terry Christian has moved from his late night talk show at Radio Derby to Liverpool F.C. in a deal thought to be worth around £32.4m.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2015
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Chelsea fan offered old job back

A Chelsea fan who received a banning order for racially abusing a man on the Paris Metro has been offered his old job back.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2015
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