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‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end

best not to mention the Coen brothers Drink turned ugly over a disagreement about films

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2015
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Britain’s high-altitude pubs braced for influx of winter lock-in hopefuls

drinkers expecting free tickets to see Man Utd when they finally emerge from their ordealMen hoping to get snowed in for days on end with nothing to do but play dominos and get drunk

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2014
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X-Factor viewers thrilled by ‘Joy Division week’

Bernard Sumner was guest choreographerRemaining finalists sought to impress with interpretations of the influential Manchester miserabilists.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2014
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Workplaces to get screaming supporters

Early trials are showing positive results with productivity at one sandwich factory up 20% when 5,000 spectators were sent in to ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ – increasing the possibility that the scheme could be rolled out across the country.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2012
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South West Trains hail 200th day of ‘Zero Empty Seats’

going for gold, but may get silver, or perhaps bronze...‘In stark contrast to the misery that faces Olympics sports fans, our customers haven’t been taunted by an empty seat since January,’ boasted SW Trains boss Matthew Gratton.

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Posted: Jul 31st, 2012
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