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Unseen Bin Laden videos seized by US commandos show playful side of under-rated director

perfected the 'narrow viewpoint' techniqueRecently recorded tapes show the director-murderer looking to move beyond the ‘to-camera threat’ style he had made his own.

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Posted: May 4th, 2011
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Local man fears bunting, Union Jacks ‘may not be ironic’

As the day of William and Kate’s wedding draws near, concern is growing that the patriotic flags and knick-knacks being displayed in the cul-de-sac’s front windows are a genuine show of royalist fervour, and not – as was originally assumed – an ironic post-modern gesture.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2011
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MoD to issue combat soldiers with armour made from grandfather’s pocket watches

The Ministry of Defence has swooped on antique shops across Britain after discovering that most Great War survivors had been saved by a future heirloom in their pocket, usually a fob watch or cigarette case, deflecting a Jerry bullet.

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2011
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Emblem for Queen’s Diamond Jubilee (if she doesn’t die before then) revealed

A 10-year-old girl has won a competition to design the official emblem for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee to be held next year, providing Her Majesty doesn’t die before then.

Katherine said she was ‘cautiously excited’ that her design was going to be used, assuming the Queen makes it through till February 2012, but ‘didn’t want to get her hopes up too much in case she dies.’

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2011
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‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end

best not to mention the Coen brothersWhat started as a friendly drink with the North Korean dictator turned ugly over a disagreement about films.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2011
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