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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce, no salad

protesters saved a bit for 'besht mate' Dave CameronThousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.

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Posted: May 24th, 2011
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‘Yes’ to form coalition with ‘No’

none of the above came thirdTheir natural allies were ‘Meh’.

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Posted: May 6th, 2011
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Unseen Bin Laden videos seized by US commandos show playful side of under-rated director

perfected the 'narrow viewpoint' techniqueRecently recorded tapes show the director-murderer looking to move beyond the ‘to-camera threat’ style he had made his own.

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Posted: May 4th, 2011
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Local man fears bunting, Union Jacks ‘may not be ironic’

As the day of William and Kate’s wedding draws near, concern is growing that the patriotic flags and knick-knacks being displayed in the cul-de-sac’s front windows are a genuine show of royalist fervour, and not – as was originally assumed – an ironic post-modern gesture.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2011
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MoD to issue combat soldiers with armour made from grandfather’s pocket watches

The Ministry of Defence has swooped on antique shops across Britain after discovering that most Great War survivors had been saved by a future heirloom in their pocket, usually a fob watch or cigarette case, deflecting a Jerry bullet.

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2011
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