McDonalds to launch ‘Unhappy Meal’ for binge eaters
‘Binge eaters and bulimics need to be able to get all their fast feast food in one place. We even supply a receptacle in which to bring the food up again.’
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‘Little Miss Muffet is a cheating crack whore’ claims spider
‘She is a lying cheating bitch,’ claims the spider, ‘she was one of my girls, if you know what I mean, and she owes me money.’
Posted: Aug 29th, 2009
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Gordon Brown publishes holiday action photos in bid to woo voters
Downing Street today released a set of photos of Prime Minister Gordon Brown enjoying a series of vigorous outdoors activities while on a family break during the parliamentary recess, in a move which has drawn comparisons with Vladimir Putin’s latest outdoor adventure photoshoot.
In Russia, shots of Putin, stripped to the waist, riding a stallion through scenic Russian countryside, and swimming powerfully in icy cold rivers, led to a supportive press running glowing commentaries suggesting he was the politician many men aspire to be, and women to be with. ‘Who’s to say these spontaneous photos of Gordon, string-vest bared for all to see, masterfully trotting a donkey down Blackpool beach won’t inspire similar feelings?’ asked a Number 10 insider.
Posted: Aug 11th, 2009
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Hitler ‘could be cloned from Albert Hall testicle’
A leading scientist has announced plans to clone Adolf Hitler after tracking down his missing testicle to a secret storeroom in the Albert Hall.
Posted: Aug 4th, 2009
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