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McDonalds to launch ‘Unhappy Meal’ for binge eaters

there's just too much lovin' it in the world‘Binge eaters and bulimics need to be able to get all their fast feast food in one place. We even supply a receptacle in which to bring the food up again.’

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2009
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Jubilation as Yoda finally passes GCSE English

exams easier not getting‘very pleased I am!’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2009
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‘Little Miss Muffet is a cheating crack whore’ claims spider

Muffet 'ponies-up for skunk'‘She is a lying cheating bitch,’ claims the spider, ‘she was one of my girls, if you know what I mean, and she owes me money.’

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2009
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Gordon Brown publishes holiday action photos in bid to woo voters

inspirational leadership on the hoofDowning Street today released a set of photos of Prime Minister Gordon Brown enjoying a series of vigorous outdoors activities while on a family break during the parliamentary recess, in a move which has drawn comparisons with Vladimir Putin’s latest outdoor adventure photoshoot.

In Russia, shots of Putin, stripped to the waist, riding a stallion through scenic Russian countryside, and swimming powerfully in icy cold rivers, led to a supportive press running glowing commentaries suggesting he was the politician many men aspire to be, and women to be with. ‘Who’s to say these spontaneous photos of Gordon, string-vest bared for all to see, masterfully trotting a donkey down Blackpool beach won’t inspire similar feelings?’ asked a Number 10 insider.

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2009
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Hitler ‘could be cloned from Albert Hall testicle’

A leading scientist has announced plans to clone Adolf Hitler after tracking down his missing testicle to a secret storeroom in the Albert Hall.

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2009
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