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Tesco daffodil incident ‘first stage of Backward Evolution’, warns science

Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection was given even more credence this week, after several Tesco shoppers were hospitalised after ingesting daffodil bulbs they assumed were onions.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2015
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Charlie’s Angels sequel to star bearded male cast

liberty, egality, kipper tieA controversial sequel to the popular Charlie’s Angels movie has been announced this week, with a cast comprising entirely of bearded men from the West Midlands. The unexpected twist on the 2000 blockbuster comes just days after director Paul Feig announced an all-female cast for the reboot of the 1984 classic Ghostbusters, much to the dismay of many dedicated fans.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2015
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Well-off housewives slam Benefits Street claimants as ‘downright lazy’

simply shameful, darling ‘Men like my husband have to work’

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2015
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‘I hate Christmas, it’s so expensive,’ says woman queuing outside Next at 5am

tradition must be observed‘My house is now littered with extra crap that relatives and friends have bought me, so naturally my next move is to brave the storms to buy more.’

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2014
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Petrol stations stock up ahead of ‘last minute dad shopping’

she's simply going to love itStocking up on Peppa Pig merchandise

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2014
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