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Well-off housewives slam Benefits Street claimants as ‘downright lazy’

simply shameful, darling ‘Men like my husband have to work’

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2015
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‘I hate Christmas, it’s so expensive,’ says woman queuing outside Next at 5am

tradition must be observed‘My house is now littered with extra crap that relatives and friends have bought me, so naturally my next move is to brave the storms to buy more.’

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2014
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Petrol stations stock up ahead of ‘last minute dad shopping’

she's simply going to love itStocking up on Peppa Pig merchandise

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2014
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Ebola promises to stop if Bob Geldof does

The highly contagious Ebola virus has issued a statement today announcing that it will stop causing pain and suffering throughout West Africa and the rest of the world if Sir Bob Geldof does the same.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2014
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Rosetta sets sights on Kim Kardashian in next daring mission

The European Space Agency has confirmed plans to extend its successful comet mission by rerouting Rosetta to the rear end of MTV star and socialite, Kim Kardashian.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2014
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