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Massive Oil of Olay slick causing fresher, younger-looking fish

ultra regeneroic acido vitocolics exactly what the fish have lacked since the very dawn of timeAn Oil of Olay spokesman said ‘We are working hard with the local authorities to clear up the spill; however on the plus side, the local marine inhabitants are looking better than ever, especially in the hard to reach areas around the eyes, gills and behind the fins.’

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Posted: May 17th, 2010
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Gordon Brown ‘forgot to clear No 10′s browser history’

luckily he deleted all the spreadsheets - no-one will ever know.Apparently spent several hours editing his own Wikipedia entry.

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Posted: May 16th, 2010
More from Politics