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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick

What a wonderful day for flinging a custard pie in the face of the President of Iran and saying Slam-me-dinner-plate-in-that Outbreaks of squirming and hilarity feared

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2015
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Channel 4 criticised for new documentary, ‘Friends-With-Benefits Street’

a community that's truly come togetherChannel 4 faced criticism today for its latest contribution to social debate, Friends-With-Benefits Street, a fly-on-the-wall documentary capturing the comings and goings among residents on Britain’s most promiscuous street.

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Posted: May 15th, 2015
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Osborne unveils plans for Northern Poorhouse

back to the futureChancellor George Osborne today announced plans to turn the north of England into a unified workhouse which would allow it to compete with some of the most deprived areas of the world.

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Posted: May 14th, 2015
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New shadow cabinet meets in roadside café

on the roadside to recoveryThe reshuffled shadow cabinet met for the first time today in their new surroundings of Mac’s 5-Star Breakfast and Burger café in Dagenham.

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Posted: May 12th, 2015
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Clegg breaks pre-election promise and votes Conservative

In an embarrassing u-turn, Nick Clegg today cast his vote for the Conservative Party rather than the party that he leads, the Liberal Democrats.

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Posted: May 7th, 2015
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