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After 23 years, Phil Mitchell finally clears throat

More than 20 years after his first appearance on long-running soap opera EastEnders, the popular character of Phil Mitchell has at last got round to clearing his throat, suddenly enabling him to talk like a normal person.

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Posted: Feb 17th, 2013
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Valuables ‘missing’ after Queen’s visit to Downing Street

Search of Buckingham Palace 'could take a while' Prime Minister David Cameron has been put in an awkward position after staff at No.10 reported the disappearance of a number of wallets, handbags and mobile phones immediately following the Queen’s visit to Downing Street yesterday.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2012
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One dead, two pregnant, five sacked in ‘best ever office Christmas party’

stationery cupboard fuller than everOffice Supplies firm’s Christmas party topped their previous record for fatalities, colleague impregnation and on-the-spot dismissals.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2012
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Max Clifford gives Metropolitan Police exclusive interview rights

now telling police all about those stories he kept out of the pressIn a major public relations coup, Max Clifford has exclusively awarded the rights to a detailed interview on his sexual history to the Metropolitan Police Service.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2012
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Lance Armstrong tests positive for bullshit

‘After a detailed forensic examination, I am afraid to report that Mr Armstrong’s response to the mounting evidence against him was found to contain unnaturally high levels of bullshit.’

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Posted: Oct 12th, 2012
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