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House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice

Sir Tom apparently got his knighthood for services to Margaret ThatcherIn a major constitutional change aimed at raising public levels of interest in parliamentary proceedings at least above those enjoyed by chaffinches on Countyfile, the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, Danny O’Donoghue, and Will.i.am.

The Voice panel will listen to all proposed Bills from the Commons with their chairs turned away. If one or more of the judges likes the sound of the legislation they can press a button causing their chair to spin round, automatically triggering a round of applause and a Second Reading.

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Posted: May 21st, 2012
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Cheryl Cole confirmed as judge at Mladic trial

expected to take Mladic out of his comfort zone‘I can’t understand a bloody word she’s saying,’ complained the former Bosnian Serb army chief.

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Posted: May 9th, 2012
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Rupert Murdoch sues God over rights to the word ‘sky’

Omnipotent being has backing from several Prime Ministers ‘He’s even taken our distinctive blue logo and is passing it off as His own. It’s a bloody disgrace.’

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2012
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New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb

‘they might not cause any actual damage but the placebo effect could be quite devastating.’

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2012
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New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

wearer guaranteed to get poked, a lot.New augmented reality glasses developed by Facebook will immediately transform anyone you see into their Facebook page, thus removing the need for any actual social contact.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2012
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