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Creationist school appears out of nowhere

God knows where it came from‘Today the kids have Intelligent Design and Technology in which they have to devise and build their own ark. Then, this afternoon, it’s double pseudoscience followed by flat earth geography.’

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2015
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Fit-For-Work tests to be conducted by killer robot

you have 10 seconds to comply with this order‘Please withdraw your claim. You have 20 seconds to comply.’

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2015
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New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

wearer guaranteed to get poked, a lot.‘These glasses are an important step towards my ultimate ambition,’ said Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, ‘the complete destruction of normal human relations.’

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2015
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Boris Johnson launches new ‘Bicycle-Water-Cannons-For-Hire’ scheme

feel the power‘I have already spent the day hosing down the hoi polloi.’

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2015
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Electorate can use ‘reasonable force’ to defend against political candidates

‘Voters are now legally entitled to punch, kick and scratch anyone turning up at their door and asking for their vote,’ said the Lord Chief Justice, ‘It is clear provocation.’

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2015
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