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New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

wearer guaranteed to get poked, a lot.‘These glasses are an important step towards my ultimate ambition,’ said Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, ‘the complete destruction of normal human relations.’

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2015
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Boris Johnson launches new ‘Bicycle-Water-Cannons-For-Hire’ scheme

feel the power‘I have already spent the day hosing down the hoi polloi.’

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2015
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Electorate can use ‘reasonable force’ to defend against political candidates

‘Voters are now legally entitled to punch, kick and scratch anyone turning up at their door and asking for their vote,’ said the Lord Chief Justice, ‘It is clear provocation.’

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2015
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Visitors still trapped in MC Escher exhibition

visitors can't quite put it into perspectiveEmergency services have been called to Tate Modern after a number of visitors were unable to escape from a retrospective of the artist MC Escher.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2015
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Narnia receives scathing TripAdvisor review

it was all in the 400-page brochure, if only they'd looked‘If we wanted talking animals with a tedious moral message we would have gone to Disneyland. Needless to say, we won’t be returning.’

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2015
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