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NHS reforms to be allowed to ‘die with dignity’

time has come to 'let it go'David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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Gulf states order Blackberry users to cover their phones in a tiny burqa

no more of that naughty spam either‘There is absolutely no mention of instant messaging in the Koran.’

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2013
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New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

wearer guaranteed to get poked, a lot.‘These glasses are an important step towards my ultimate ambition,’ said Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, ‘the complete destruction of normal human relations.’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis

column inches filling up d'acres of newsprintAvailable to every woman so long as she agrees to have her picture published alongside a list of ‘constructive criticisms’.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2013
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Rupert Murdoch launches subscription-only dreams app, The Nightly

Dream+ system will pause everything if you need to get up for a wee‘Premier league’ dreams include running through treacle as you try to flee from a sinister, all-powerful media presence

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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