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Hans Blix finds ‘no evidence’ of Iraq Inquiry

He's looked everywhere. The QEII Conference Centre. Down the back of the sofa. Nothing.‘I did stumble across a committee room with a few retired civil servants and historians sitting behind a desk, but nothing that might pose a serious threat to the British state.’

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Posted: Jul 31st, 2015
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£100m hole in arts funding nominated for Turner Prize

collectors bidding for the pan it's disappeared downA massive deficit in the budget of the Department for Culture, Media and Sport has been shortlisted for this year’s prestigious Turner Prize.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2015
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Michael Gove tells kids to build their own schools

children can take them home at the end of term‘This is what I mean by Free Schools’

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2015
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Creationist school appears out of nowhere

God knows where it came from‘Today the kids have Intelligent Design and Technology in which they have to devise and build their own ark. Then, this afternoon, it’s double pseudoscience followed by flat earth geography.’

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2015
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Fit-For-Work tests to be conducted by killer robot

you have 10 seconds to comply with this order‘Please withdraw your claim. You have 20 seconds to comply.’

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2015
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