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Iain Duncan Smith to simplify all his cock-ups into one Universal Cock-Up

'unfit for purpose' now made more efficiently 'unfit for purpose'‘I am sick and tired of this constant culture of blame,’ he told reporters, ‘and it’s all YOUR fault.’

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2015
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Politicians to replace faulty moral compass with new Ethical Sat Nav

Members of Parliament need never get lost againMPs are preparing for the arrival of a new piece of wearable technology that will help them navigate difficult terrain and always guide them towards the high moral ground.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2014
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3D printer creates world’s first artificial serial killer

also available from Argos, soon‘Once it was possible to print a 3D plastic gun, it was the next logical step to print a 3D plastic serial killer.’

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2014
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Daily Mail and Guardian merge to create new Moral Guardian paper

Glenda Jackson's never looked so hot in a bikiniIn their first edition they have an exclusive scoop about how Romanian immigrants are coming over here and bringing with them delicious new cuisine.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2014
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All benefits must be collected from top of mountain says Iain Duncan Smith

high benefitsPeople suffering from clinical depression will be allowed to forgo the mountain altogether and collect their benefits from the depths of an abyss.

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Posted: Nov 10th, 2014
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