NHS reforms to be allowed to ‘die with dignity’
David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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Gulf states order Blackberry users to cover their phones in a tiny burqa
‘There is absolutely no mention of instant messaging in the Koran.’
Posted: Jun 10th, 2013
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New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again
‘These glasses are an important step towards my ultimate ambition,’ said Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, ‘the complete destruction of normal human relations.’
Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis
Available to every woman so long as she agrees to have her picture published alongside a list of ‘constructive criticisms’.
Posted: Mar 20th, 2013
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Rupert Murdoch launches subscription-only dreams app, The Nightly
‘Premier league’ dreams include running through treacle as you try to flee from a sinister, all-powerful media presence
Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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