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Daily Mail and Guardian merge to create new Moral Guardian paper

Glenda Jackson's never looked so hot in a bikiniIn their first edition they have an exclusive scoop about how Romanian immigrants are coming over here and bringing with them delicious new cuisine.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2014
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All benefits must be collected from top of mountain says Iain Duncan Smith

high benefitsPeople suffering from clinical depression will be allowed to forgo the mountain altogether and collect their benefits from the depths of an abyss.

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Posted: Nov 10th, 2014
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Daily Mail website to be given ‘Moral Panic button’

Could have saved thousands of lives if introduced sooner. Mail now investigating.Clicking button will automatically notify relevant authorities that ‘something must be done’.

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2014
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Gulf states order Blackberry users to cover their phones in a tiny burqa

no more of that naughty spam eitherNew laws in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates will require that every Blackberry user dress their phone a miniature burqa and face veil.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2014
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Noam Chomsky to become new X-Factor judge

the voice of a new generation has spoken ‘Your act is part of a propaganda state promoting a culture-ideology of comforting illusion’…

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2014
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