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Achilles forced to pull out of Trojan War

No point anyway; Helen's already shagging John Terry‘I am absolutely gutted,’ said the Greek hero of myth and legend, ‘I was really looking forward to representing my country and now this.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2014
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Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis

column inches filling up d'acres of newsprintAvailable to every woman so long as she agrees to have her picture published alongside a list of ‘constructive criticisms’.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2014
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Pope groomed by online pontiff-phile who pretended to be God

Benedictum non sanctum‘Every day he would issue me with commandments – though most of them involved me sending him saucy photos – and at the time it all seemed very convincing.’

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2014
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New brain scan reveals nothing at all

so pretty, but utterly uselessScientists have produced full colour images of a human brain that shows nothing of any significance.

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2014
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Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs

sufferers being re-routed via city of UtopiaHighways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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