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Prince Harry to split with Tequila

Over the past few years Tequila has been a constant companion for the young royal.

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Posted: Apr 30th, 2013
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Prime Minister expected to regenerate in May

outside that little fantasy box, no-one can hear the electorate scream‘PM’s storylines involving his fiscal policies have proved similarly unpopular, with critics remarking that he leaves the British economy rather like the TARDIS – doesn’t look too big from the outside and actually conceals a vast empty space.’

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2013
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Royal Honeymoon on hold as space shuttle launch delayed again

The food is expected to be less sumptuous than their wedding reception at Buckingham palace.

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Posted: May 6th, 2011
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Chilean miners told ‘send the gold up first’

33 carat goldEngineers have insisted that the miners first load the specially-designed rescue capsule with large amounts of gold.

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Posted: Oct 12th, 2010
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Man admits joining dating website just to get a shag

Female members of the eHormoney dating website were shocked by the revelation that some men may be giving inaccurate answers to relationship questions in order to obtain sex.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2010
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