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Archbishop ‘embarrassed’ to find Satan is former employee of God

‘Payroll records show that a Mr Lucifer Satan was formerly employed as an angel for Heaven Plc,’ admitted a spokesman for the Archbishop of Canterbury.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2013
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Royal Honeymoon on hold as space shuttle launch delayed again

The food is expected to be less sumptuous than their wedding reception at Buckingham palace.

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Posted: May 6th, 2011
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Chilean miners told ‘send the gold up first’

33 carat goldEngineers have insisted that the miners first load the specially-designed rescue capsule with large amounts of gold.

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Posted: Oct 12th, 2010
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Man admits joining dating website just to get a shag

Female members of the eHormoney dating website were shocked by the revelation that some men may be giving inaccurate answers to relationship questions in order to obtain sex.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2010
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eBay crashes as millions of vuvuzelas posted for sale at the same time

The popular auction website has experienced its busiest day ever as 250 million people worldwide posted unwanted vuvuzelas for sale.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2010
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