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Double blow as Jacqui Smith returns from count to find husband watching porn

There was more bad news for former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith in the early hours of this morning when she returned home from losing her Parliamentary seat in Redditch to find her husband in front of the TV with his trousers round his ankles.

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Posted: May 7th, 2010
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Top Gear team can hardly contain excitement as all airport runways closed

As travel plans were thrown into disarray by airport closures, the Top Gear team could barely contain their glee as they prepared to take advantage of the available runway space.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2010
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Conservatives introduce scrappage scheme for governments over 10 years old

David Cameron denied trying to buy the election when he announced a new scrappage scheme for out of date and polluting governments today.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2010
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Prime Minister expected to regenerate in May

outside that little fantasy box, no-one can hear the electorate scream‘PM’s storylines involving his fiscal policies have proved similarly unpopular, with critics remarking that he leaves the British economy rather like the TARDIS – doesn’t look too big from the outside and actually conceals a vast empty space.’

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2010
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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie forced to sign sex offenders register

A Crown Court judge today branded Georgie Porgie ‘a sexual predator who forced himself on women’ after he admitted to kissing several girls and making them cry.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2010
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