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England fan ‘Never even looked like finding the toilet’ claim press

The England fan who allegedly trespassed in the team dressing room on Friday has been criticised for his lacklustre performance. He claimed he was looking for a toilet but his lack of motivation and wasted opportunities have led to a press backlash.

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2010
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BBC admits it forgot to cancel ‘Last of the Summer Wine’ in 1980

Archives opened today show that a glitch on a BBC computer has led to Last of the Summer Wine being inadvertently re-commissioned for the last 30 years, despite being unbelievably unfunny.

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Posted: May 15th, 2010
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Double blow as Jacqui Smith returns from count to find husband watching porn

There was more bad news for former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith in the early hours of this morning when she returned home from losing her Parliamentary seat in Redditch to find her husband in front of the TV with his trousers round his ankles.

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Posted: May 7th, 2010
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Top Gear team can hardly contain excitement as all airport runways closed

As travel plans were thrown into disarray by airport closures, the Top Gear team could barely contain their glee as they prepared to take advantage of the available runway space.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2010
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Conservatives introduce scrappage scheme for governments over 10 years old

David Cameron denied trying to buy the election when he announced a new scrappage scheme for out of date and polluting governments today.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2010
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