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Hotel California to review check-out policy in light of Tripadvisor ratings

Heartbreak Hotel just down the road 'a better bet'The advent of social media has given a voice to disgruntled guests, many of whom have been enforced residents in the hotel lobby for several decades.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2014
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Bill Oddie and Kate Humble to present ‘Suicidewatch’

viewers already asking; 'Is it twitching?'Following the enormous success of the genteel seasonal programmes fronted by two national treasures, the BBC has announced that the latest observational wildlife series will be launched later this year live from HMP Wakefield.

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Posted: Jan 12th, 2014
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Marriage in crisis as husband eschews Christmas sex in favour of cash alternative

same old present, year after yearThe 22-year union between Lionel and Marjorie Alwyn was reportedly under threat last night, as it emerged that Mr Alwyn had declined their traditional festive sexual congress and asked ‘for the money instead’.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2013
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Youngest of four finds cure for cancer whilst completing sub-three-minute mile and mother still fails to get camera out

will discover Higgs boson next, unless she gets some attention‘You do accept that as the youngest child, your parents become slightly more complacent about their children’s achievements,’ commented Dr Ruth Caldwell, who recently broke the Guinness world record for the greatest number of Romanian orphans rescued from a burning building.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2013
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Police vow crackdown on Jane Austen ‘coquette’ culture

Police appealing for a bit of common sense, and sensibilityYoung ladies are falling out of assembly rooms at night, a giggling mass of fluttering fans and heaving bosoms in tight corsets.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2013
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