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Swine flu ‘transmitted by Susan Boyle YouTube clip’

the nightmare scenario we've all been dreading Scientists have put down the rapid spread of Swine Flu to the millions of people watching an infected YouTube clip of Britain’s Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle. The announcement was made in the British Medical Journal after days of intensive analysis of the new strain of influenza and the behaviour patterns of those who had caught it.

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Posted: May 14th, 2013
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‘Supply vicars’ unable to control unruly congregation

Church-goers turned their pews round to face the opposite direction.

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Posted: May 13th, 2013
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Rise in cannabis farms linked to new BBC show ‘Hash in the Attic’

just think what it could be worth!Hopes to raise money for the households they visit by using their lofts to cultivate vast crops of illegal drugs and then auctioning them on street corners.

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Posted: May 10th, 2013
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Barbeque was definitely worth the extra effort

Children finally got to eat their barbecued chicken at 11.30pm.

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Posted: May 7th, 2013
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Holiday cottage shower-dial ‘changed temperature gradually’

‘I had been expecting third degree burns on my face and chest.’

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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