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Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles

nothing even remotely phallocentric going on here‘It seems incredible that only male priests are entrusted with the responsibility of abusing the children in their care.’

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2015
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Astronomers discover new Earth-like planet where only nice things happen

seems like heavenThe Royal Astronomical society has today released data from scientists at the world’s largest telescopes revealing an earth-like planet in the Milky Way which appears devoid of any nasty goings on at all.

Lying only 42 light years away, the planet is neither too warm nor too cold and everything, everything about it, according to the data, is ‘just right’.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2015
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Courage award for man who threw out old computer cables

Power cablesAdmitted he could not remember where they came from.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2015
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Blair retires as Middle East Peace Envoy; ‘my work is done’

There was a champagne reception for Tony Blair yesterday as he left his post as Middle East Peace envoy surrounded by bouquets and cards congratulating him on a job well done.

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2015
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Animal rights activists release pantomime horse into wild

A pantomime horse that was performing at the Theatre Royal, Windsor has been kidnapped by animal rights extremists and released into the wild. ‘Trigger’ who was appearing nightly in ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ starring Marti Webb, was captured on Sunday night and according to a statement by the Animal Liberation Front, ‘is now running free somewhere in the English countryside’.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2015
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