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Economy recovering confidence after counselling, support from friends

‘When I look back on it, my problems had been building up for years, but I just hadn’t been facing up to them,’ admitted the Economy.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2013
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Russia and Estonia ‘pretending to have computers’

Claims of cyber-war between Russia and its former territory in the Baltic have been cooked up by the two countries to make the rest of the world think they have any computers, it has emerged.

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Posted: May 19th, 2013
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Swine flu ‘transmitted by Susan Boyle YouTube clip’

the nightmare scenario we've all been dreading Scientists have put down the rapid spread of Swine Flu to the millions of people watching an infected YouTube clip of Britain’s Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle. The announcement was made in the British Medical Journal after days of intensive analysis of the new strain of influenza and the behaviour patterns of those who had caught it.

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Posted: May 14th, 2013
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‘Supply vicars’ unable to control unruly congregation

Church-goers turned their pews round to face the opposite direction.

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Posted: May 13th, 2013
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Rise in cannabis farms linked to new BBC show ‘Hash in the Attic’

just think what it could be worth!Hopes to raise money for the households they visit by using their lofts to cultivate vast crops of illegal drugs and then auctioning them on street corners.

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Posted: May 10th, 2013
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