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Courage award for man who threw out old computer cables

Power cablesAdmitted he could not remember where they came from.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2015
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Blair retires as Middle East Peace Envoy; ‘my work is done’

There was a champagne reception for Tony Blair yesterday as he left his post as Middle East Peace envoy surrounded by bouquets and cards congratulating him on a job well done.

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2015
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Animal rights activists release pantomime horse into wild

A pantomime horse that was performing at the Theatre Royal, Windsor has been kidnapped by animal rights extremists and released into the wild. ‘Trigger’ who was appearing nightly in ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ starring Marti Webb, was captured on Sunday night and according to a statement by the Animal Liberation Front, ‘is now running free somewhere in the English countryside’.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2015
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Nation decides to have ‘duvet year’

will be up again in time for the OlympicsBritain woke up this morning, opened the curtains, took one look at 2011 and decided to go back to bed for the next 12 months.

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2015
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Jews withdraw from Israel admitting ‘it’s not really worked out’

Israel’s Prime Minister, Ehud Olmert, announced that the Jewish people are to withdraw from Israel explaining that the whole ‘Holy Land/Chosen People’ thing had all been a lot more trouble than it was worth and that it might be better for all concerned if they simply went and lived in Brooklyn.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2014
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