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‘The only way is Essex’ confirms Farage

This could be their finest hour‘The people have spoken, and we have heard their voices loud and clear,’ said Nigel Farage on the phone after the stunning UKIP victory by Douglas Carswell in the by-election in Clacton on Sea, Essex, before saying; ‘Yeah, see you later, babe’, hanging up his mobile, downing a couple more pints for courage and planning his next trip to try it on with another easily obtainable bimbo, anywhere else.

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2014
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Supernanny resolves the Lebanon conflict

SupernannyViewers of Channel 4 last night learned how the so-called “Supernanny” Jo Frost was used to broker a deal between Israel and Hezbollah.

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Posted: Oct 7th, 2014
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Catholic Church ‘evolving’, admits Pope

God only knows...The Catholic Church is changing in ways that neither he nor God can control, Pope Francis confirmed today in front of a synod of cardinals at an extraordinary general meeting in the Vatican.

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Posted: Oct 6th, 2014
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Diana death; Britons vote ‘not to move on’

DianaA poll showed overwhelming support for continuing to pore over every detail of the Princess’s life and death.

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2014
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Scotland votes to stay with David Cameron after all

Och, he's nae so bad...Voters in Scotland have confounded pollsters and observers by delivering a resounding vote in favour of staying with David Cameron after all, referendum results have shown.

After months of vigorous campaigning during which a vote for independence had been seen as increasingly likely, the homely appeal and rugged good looks of the prime minister appear to have been the deciding factor in persuading 62% of Scots to vote to retain the Union.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2014
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