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12 dead in festive edition of Celebrity Total Wipeout – Extreme!

in the next series, those chosen by public vote can use RPGsThe BBC has scored a ratings hit this Christmas with a special edition of Celebrity Total Wipeout in which all 12 C-listers failed to stay the course and were stretchered off the show in coffins.

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2014
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Men joyous as Kim Jong-un threatens to cyber attack all future Downton Abbey specials

you couldn't make it up.Men across the country were delighted at the warning released today by North Korea that the production of all future Downton Abbey episodes and specials are in ‘serious jeopardy’.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2014
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RSPB to focus efforts on saving Angry Birds

stepping up a levelAfter a series of charity scandals, cash-strapped conservation group the RSPB has announced that it will refocus its conservation efforts on saving the Angry Birds, rather than their real cousins.

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2014
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Lego Bible latest; only nine disciples located

Mary Magdalen was in the garden and Pontius Pilate turned up in the washing machine.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2014
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Government urged to pass law stopping Poles from going home

Polish people will be returned to their jobs as plumbers, builders and waitresses.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2014
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