Alongside North Sea haddock, opinions put forward by Nicola Sturgeon are no longer feasible and any promise sounds distinctly ‘fishy’. Mrs. Sturgeon has been serving up ‘deep-fried codswallop’ for many years, but now the Marine Conservation Society (MCS) has said that Independence is ‘off the menu’. [read...]
A bull has called on its fellow cattle to continue “loudly and clearly” putting the case for the “precious unity” of a shop full of china into which they will imminently charge.
“Look at this lovely shop full of china,” the bull told a conference of cows in Glasgow. [read...]
Scientists planning to clone the previously-extinct woolly mammoth have been warned that the attractive furry little baby mammoths do not stay that size forever, and actually grow in to enormous destructive mammals that need an awful lot of food and exercise. [read...]
Crash test dummies claim that it is now almost impossible for them to get motor cover, such is the prejudice against them and their reputation as dangerous drivers. [read...]